It's The Old Vicarage in Westward. That's north of the Lakes proper, up near Carlisle. It's a detached house, not actually in a village, more a hamlet. Very quiet. The garden's a good size. It looks out over fields.
It sleeps five. Three bedrooms, one bathroom. It's got a 4 Star rating. The place is comfortable, it's been done up. The shower is good.
You've got the wood burner in the living room. The kitchen is new. It's open plan with the dining table, so it's a decent space if you're all in there.
The local pub is a short drive. The town of Wigton is about three miles for shops. Caldbeck village is nice, it's got a pub and a tea room. That's close too.
For beaches, you're looking at the Solway Coast. That's about half an hour by car.
You're well placed for the northern bits of the Lake District. The fells around here, like Skiddaw, are easier to get to than the central ones. Keswick is maybe twenty-five minutes. Cockermouth is closer. Carlisle is fifteen minutes north for proper supermarkets or the railway station. Hadrian's Wall is within half an hour.
In terms of stuff here: Washing machine, dishwasher, WiFi, TV. Parking for a couple of cars. Bedding and towels are included. It's okay for pets, we take up to two. We've got a highchair and a stairgate if you need them.
Useful links if you're planning: Lake District National Park and English Heritage for Hadrian's Wall.