Eglos Derry Farm Cottage is my place. It's on our farm in Berepper, Cornwall.
It's a converted stone barn, sleeps four. Two bedrooms, both with their own TV. Two bathrooms, which is handy. It's all on the ground floor. It's got a 4 Star rating. It's clean, comfortable, and the WiFi works.
There's a shared indoor heated swimming pool. It's only shared with one other cottage on site, so it's not busy. You have to book slots for it. There's parking right outside.
The cottage has its own enclosed patio garden with a BBQ. It's west-facing, so you get the sun in the evening. You look out over the farmyard and fields.
The beach at Church Cove in Gunwalloe is about three miles away. It's a good sandy one. The coastal path is right there for walks. You can walk to Porthleven one way or towards Mullion the other.
Helston is three miles for shops, cafes, and a supermarket. The Flambards theme park is nearby if you've got kids. National Trust Cornwall has loads of places close by, like Godolphin. The Lizard peninsula is about a twenty minute drive.
Facilities: dishwasher, washing machine, cot and highchair available. Bedding and towels are included. No pets, sorry. It's a working farm, so you'll see sheep and tractors about.